As I am lazy
burning down the house to get rid of the ants trying to get the
internet to work busy, here’s a picture of two cats at the window. The
orange one is Blinky (named for a certain three-eyed fish, not the ghost) and
the tabby one is Veronica (not named for anything…she’s just a Veronica).
Veronica: Look
at that. The "Outside". Amazing.
Blinky: We could
go out there. The cat door is open.
Veronica: Shut
your mouth. You don’t want to go giving her ideas. We’ll be forced to exercise!
Blinky: I
withdraw the suggestion.

Veronica and Blinky, may I offer my compliments as a member of a lower life form, fully aware that your feline species is the ultimate life form on the planet?
ReplyDeleteAccording to them, yes. Yes you may.
DeleteWe have five feline entities and they read this with interest.
ReplyDeletehaha Love the dialogue. :D
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